Petrified Fish “Raptor”
Today we have a real trout for you, err… treat! I present to you a knife that can slice through anything like a fish through water (pun intended) - the “Raptor” from Petrified Fish!
Let's dive right into the specs of this fishy beast. Encased in an oceanic-themed G10 handle, this knife boasts the cunning combination of D2 steel and ceramic ball bearings. With a weight of 4.43 oz, it feels lighter than a trout freshly caught from the river. And speaking of size (because size matters, folks), this bad boy measures an overall length of 7.87 inches, with a blade length of 3.43 inches and a handle length of 4.44 inches.
Now, let's talk about this knife's blade profile, which, trust me, is no fish tale. The modified sheepsfoot blade shape is just as menacing as a barracuda lurking in the deep. It's ideal for precise slicing, effortless opening, and even gutting those fish sticks you just pulled from the microwave (but hey, it's not just for fish sticks, okay?).
Out of the box, this thing is razor-sharp and glides through everyday tasks like a marlin, smoothly severing ropes, opening packages, and slicing up that avocado for your hipster lunch. The ceramic ball bearings make the action as sleek as a fish swimming upstream, allowing for swift, one-handed deployment with just a flick of your finger or thumb.
Now, I know some of you may be concerned about the "Fish" in the name. But fear not! The Petrified Fish “Raptor” is in no way associated with any fishy smell. It won't make your pocket smell like a fish market, nor will it attract curious seagulls. This knife is a ferocious predator in performance, not in aroma.
In conclusion, the Petrified Fish Raptor is a true catch in the EDC world. Its sturdy construction, impressive appearance, and affordable price point will make you feel like king of the ocean (or at least the office). So, go ahead and add this knife to your collection because it's time to unleash your inner land-locked angler and conquer the urban jungle with the Petrified Fish Raptor!
Please note: No fish were harmed during the writing of this review. And the reviewer may or may not have consumed a questionable amount of fish-shaped crackers for inspiration.
